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Hilarious! Horny Dolphin Forces To Ban Swimming On French Coastline

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Yes, you read that right. Apparently, the dolphin in question is sexually frustrated and is misbehaving causing discomfort to people.

The 10 foot long dolphin – Zafar – is seen rubbing himself against boats and bathers, though the creature means well, it could be a threat to swimmers and therefore, the ban.

Sami Hassani, a marine mammal specialist at the Oceanopolis sea park, said the dolphin could accidentally cause ‘serious injuries’ with its tail fin. That’s not a euphemism, by the way. As a result, the town’s mayor, Roger Lars, brought in the ban.

“I issued the decree to ensure safety,” he said when talking to local newspaper Ouest France. “Several bathers were really afraid – he even lifted up a woman bather with his snout.”

It’s not quite the same as chomping them up with a mouthful of vicious teeth, but it’s close enough.

However, the ban has run into some legal trouble, and lawyer Erwan Le Cornec is considering to file a petition to overturn the ban on the grounds of administrative over-reach.

‘How many accidents involving a dolphin and a human have occurred in the region of Finistere since the two species have lived side-by-side?’ he asked scornfully. ‘None.’

‘With this decree,” he continued, “the mayor is trying to make out that the dolphin is almost like a ferocious beast, something that is completely unpredictable, able to drown people.”

He said the mayor’s ban ‘will overturn the rightly positive approach that people have towards dolphins into a fear of these intelligent animals’.

 

Source Lad Bible

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